floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

foxnewsofficial:

i need medical attention but more importantly just attention 

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family